Ipad, awesome! I can finally download my period...
If Videogames Were Named After the Phrases Said... →
Roommate: “I think I am gonna move out because you are not a US citizen.” Okay… I don’t want to live with morons anyway.
Law of Attraction
Your thoughts become things, and you are the creator of your own universe. “Your imagination is your preview of life’s coming attractions.” Albert “he is greatest whose strength carries up the most hearts by the attraction of his own.” Henry Ward Beecher (1813 - 1887) Read more: http://www.gaia.com/quotes/topics/law+of+attraction#ixzz0dlzVuKl0
Julia Roberts: NBC, you are in the toilet.
Connan O' Brien: The toilet must be furious.
Felt sore after 12 laps of jogging. I loved it.
He is a queef.
How did it end up to be 1 million net income loss? I was totally off the accural asset. : ( The new Acct class is a mess.
STOP TELLING ME LIES!
Pollution sensoring and visualizing garment (CO2-dress): “With this project we wanted to create a garment that visually changes in real-time – through evolving patterns – according to the level of CO2 in a given environment. The evolving patterns are made of LED-lights, powered by soft circuits, meaning that the circuits are made of conductive textiles and yarns and thereby softly...
According to recipes from foodnetwork.com, you actually need salt in brownies. Hmmm… I did not know that.
20 Life Lessons From New Super Mario Bros (wii)
- by Kate kiefer 1. Never trust a flying turtle. 2. Make it a habit to bang your head against brick walls. Sometimes money comes out. 3. When choosing between shooting fireballs and iceballs, consider the climate. 4. Reincarnation is real. 5. You can walk on clouds. 6. Water, too. 7. If you have spare time, jump around aimlessly until free stuff starts appearing. 8. Money grows on trees. 9. Why...
I just realize I dumped all my ex-boyfriends who ever called me a “bitch.” It is a crucial word to turn me off.
New Years Resolutions
New Years Resolution 2010: Read a book. I bought A.J. Jacobs THE Know-It-All. It is about this A.J person tries to read Encyclopaedia Britannica (My laptop does not recognize these two words) and it is the first book I bought for the past five years. New Years Resolution 2011: Moving to Cali w. Heather, becoming a porn star or meeting my future husband. Or meeting my future husband while...
This is Hell
To see someone I dislike everyday. I wish he moved out or I was somewhere else, floating.. His face is disgusting.