Who’s that guy announcing closing of the circulation desk every Friday?
I throw toilet paper in the toilet before I pee to avoid splashing.
We like to messin’ around with Alicia, lalala..
“She realized for the first time that two people can never reach each others deepest feelings and instincts, that they spend their lives side by side, linked it may be, but not mingled, and that each one’s inmost being must go through life eternally alone.”
― Guy de Maupassant
Him “I miss you.”
Me “You are lying, you were never in my dreams.”
Heterosexual women should never involve in random hookups because of the physical and emotional risks.