My wifi key is “Jason is the man.” Wha??
You can love two people at the same time but never to the same degree?
What have I done to deserve all this crap?
“Did you come out of an asshole? You piece of shit. “
Ask question about your life —I’m “invading your privacy.”
Tell you about my life — I’m the “people only care about themselves.”
I told my prospective employers I past the second part, but the test result hasn’t come out yet. God, I need a job, or I have to be a stripper to pay the rent and stu loans. I even told the guard of the library I past the second part, cuz he prayed for me.
God bless, Amen.